By Jorge-Ben Georges

Senior Investigative Reporter, The Red Sun News

With Luchapetal the Hedgewitch

Senior Chaos Battle Correspondent, The Red Sun News

Hello, loyal readers. Your friend Jorge-Ben Georges is back with the latest on the Xandrian struggle and the fascinating world of Chaos Agents, their Brokers, and the politics and business of Chaos Shard Battles.

As always, my goal remains to take you beyond the headlines and into the backstage of the great dramas of our time, played out on and off the Chaos Shard fields of the venerated Altareth River Valley.

We recall, of course, that the Xandrian petition to the High Council and Chaos Academy to have the Xandrian Handlers recognized as a full-fledged Academy Accord is still under review. Reports from my sources in the Council administration, along with the usual murmurs from the infamous Three-Headed Liar in Merchant City, reiterate that the results from the Accord Wars and the recent Third Accord Trophy will have major implications for the future of the Academy Accords and for the Xandrians’ petition itself.

As I predicted in my previous article, The Accord Wars and The Xandrians’ Appeal for Full Brokerage Licensure and Accord Status, the first Accord Wars came to a spectacular conclusion with the Third Accord Trophy Trial, setting off another wave of conjecture about the future of the Accords and the shape of Accord Wars II.

While the Alusian Pathfinders unsurprisingly won the overall Accord Wars I season, the Cunning Champions pulled off an extraordinary upset in the Accord Trophy Trial, defeating the Pathfinders, along with the Sovereign Warriors and the Xandrian Handlers. Both the Warriors and the Xandrians proved their mettle, but neither could keep pace with the Champions and Pathfinders when the final reckoning came.

The result also means the Cunning Champions have kept their streak alive: all three Accord Trophies so far have gone to the Champions.

Accord Trophy #3 scoreboard

Accord Trophy #3 scoreboard

Accord Wars I season results

Accord Wars I season results

Looking ahead with Luchapetal

Predictably, the success of the Accord Trophy and the first season of the Accord Wars led the Altareth Union Bosses to greenlight Accord Wars II almost immediately.

That second season is already well underway, with five Trials now in the books. Early signs suggest a much tighter contest, with the Pathfinders and Champions locked in a close struggle. It is already clear that the Pathfinders will not enjoy an easy march to another seasonal crown.

And if that were not enough spectacle for one season, the Third Chaos World Championship is unfolding in parallel. Across the Firmament, Chaos Brokers chasing individual battle glory have been fighting through Silver and Gold Trials in pursuit of a ticket to the Grand Finals, which are expected to be held within the next six months.

To sort through the results and implications of the Accord Wars and the Third World Championship, I was delighted to spend some time with my friend and colleague Luchapetal the Hedgewitch, the fastest-rising star on The Red Sun’s own firmament, and an accomplished Chaos Broker with one of the most fabled and fastest-growing Houses in the Firmament.

Luchapetal image

Luchapetal the Hedgewitch was deservedly promoted to Senior Chaos Battle Correspondent at The Red Sun News during the First Chaos World Championship, and has since been bringing our readers fresh and unusually deep reports from Trials and Championships across the calendar. I have no doubt many of you eagerly await the Hedgewitch’s now-fabled recaps of each Accord War and Gold Trial.

She joined me last week — virtually, of course, as I remain in an undisclosed location to protect myself and my work — to discuss the latest developments in the ongoing Chaos Shard Battle championships and how they may shape the economics and politics of the Firmament in the months ahead.

What follows is the substance of that conversation, reproduced here for you, wise reader, to consider as you see fit.

Jorge-Ben Georges in Conversation with Luchapetal the Hedgewitch

Jorge-Ben: “Luchapetal, my old friend, it’s good to talk to you again. While I work in the shadows to uncover the truth behind the politics of Shard Battles and the Xandrian agenda, you, my friend, have been on the front lines. Your reports from the Accord Wars and the World Championship Trials have become legends!”

Luchapetal: “You’re too kind, JB. I’m just fortunate to be doing what I love, and I do love the spectacle and drama of Chaos Shard Battles, but you’re the one giving our readers the knowledge that’s hidden behind all the glamor and drama.”

Jorge-Ben: “Thank you, your humility does you credit as always. You’ve very kindly agreed to recap the Third Accord Trophy Trial for our readers, capping an incredible first season of the Accord Wars. So let’s get into it. What were the highlights? Our readers want to know it all.”

Luchapetal: “Well, I’ll say this much — the Firmament has been building toward something for a while now, and the Trophy Trial was the moment - it finally arrived, and arrived loudly. Every Accord showed up organized, every Chair was present, and there was this sense from the very first pod that everyone had quietly agreed this one was going to matter.

“The Warriors came out fast — Draknab and Mediados securing two early double victories in the opening round, which is the kind of opening move that reminds you being outnumbered has never really been a deterrent for the Sovereign Warriors. At the same time, and a little more quietly, Dub-Zero slipped a double win in Pod D for the Cunning Champions, which in retrospect was probably the first signal of how the whole night was going to go.”

Accord Trophy #3 GIF

“The Pathfinders found their rhythm as things progressed, and by Round Three you got the moment I think a lot of people were watching for — Cephalon9999 and Grackle, son and father, securing doubles in Pods A and C. There’s a certain weight to that kind of symmetry when you know what Pathfinder lineage has meant across multiple seasons. TejonMx and Meatgazer answered for the Champions with their own doubles, and then it was just a matter of who had accumulated enough. It turned out the Champions had — barely, and in the most deliberate way possible — by less than 150 points, which makes every single denied win condition feel retroactively important.

“And it also marks the third consecutive Accord victory for the Champions and the inaugural Accord Trophy. The Firmament’s hierarchy has not been overturned so much as it has been made considerably more interesting.”

Jorge-Ben: “That’s incredible. Would you say the Pathfinder Accord leadership expected the Accord Trophy Trial to be this closely fought?”

Luchapetal: “It’s an interesting question, because if we were having this conversation a few weeks ago I’d have a much different answer for you. I think that back then the answer would be no, not at all. They were incredibly confident in their dramatic lead of the season, especially considering their not-so-secret assets of Cephalon9999 and his father Grackle, and the atomic-bomb combination of Gauldar and The Professor of Your Last Shred of Dignity.

“That being said, with the rise of both Tenth Generation Agents and some even more powerful Brokers over in the Champions, they must have known the dominance was not going to last. I just don’t think they expected it to happen so soon and so… publicly. Pathfinder leadership, particularly protonprime, I think saw a hotly contested Trial coming a mile away, but I also think they expected victory. I know that defeat was bitter for them.”

Jorge-Ben: “And what about the Cunning Champions? Where do they go from here, having won the Accord Trophy but lost the overall Accord Wars season to the Pathfinders?”

Luchapetal: “Now JB, I’m a Pathfinder at heart, but we all know that’s never stopped me from writing unbiased recaps. And I know the Champs will cry bias at my next statement, but they’ll know it to be true: I think the Cunning Champions are just happy to have gotten a leg up on the Pathfinders. They dominated for so, so long, that I think it was huge for anyone to see them dethroned.

“I definitely think that leadership will want to take them to new heights, but they shouldn’t get too comfortable because I know the Pathfinders will want receipts. As for where they go from here, I think that the Champions should enjoy their victory, but watch their backs.”

Xandrian Accord logo

Jorge-Ben: “And finally, I have to ask you this even though it’s conjecture. I have received consistent reports from my sources at the High Council and the Academy, backed by murmurs from the Three-Headed Liar, that the Accord Wars and Third Accord Trophy will have big implications on the future of the Accords themselves, including the Xandrian petition for being instated as a full-fledged Academy Accord. It also sounds like the Xandrians are on the verge of being instated as an Academy Accord, something that would have been beyond imagining even a couple of years ago. What’s your take, both as a Red Sun correspondent and a respected Chaos Broker?”

Luchapetal: “I’m being careful here, for obvious reasons, but I would say that I cautiously support it, provided some concessions are made. Obviously, we haven’t seen proof that they’ve been able to keep up with any of the ‘real’ Academy Accords, but I will say that they have the numbers to back up their points. So at the very minimum, it’s the politically safe decision to make, and I support the High Regent and Titus in their efforts to keep the peace, if you know what I mean.”

Jorge-Ben: “I do, I think, as do our eagle-eyed readers. Thank you, Luchapetal, for your valuable time. I’ll let you get back to prep for the next Accord Wars — and the next Gold Trial for the World Championship is coming soon too, right?”

Luchapetal: “Yes, JB, the next one’s just around the corner, and Accord Wars II is heating up too. The Pathfinders and Champions are neck-and-neck with just 1,027 Trial Points between them, which is a number I’m… very eager to change.”

Accord Wars 2 Championship Leaderboard

Jorge-Ben: “Then you better get to it, and I’ll get your words to our readers.”

Luchapetal: “Thanks JB, and much love and gratitude to our readers!”

What Comes Next?

And so, informed reader, we come to the end of my delightful chat with the Hedgewitch.

What are we to make of it?

At the simplest level, the first Accord Wars have already done what many suspected they would do: they have exposed the underlying structure of the current Chaos Broker order to the harsh light of open competition. The Pathfinders may have won the long campaign, but the Champions seized the trophy. The Warriors remain dangerous in any field. And the Xandrians, though still not on equal footing, remain central to every serious conversation about the future of the Accords.

That is no small thing.

The fact that Luchapetal, careful and battle-tested as she is, cautiously supports formal Xandrian Accord status should not be dismissed lightly. Nor should her insistence that the Xandrians “have the numbers to back up their points.” In the language of the Council and the Academy, numbers have a habit of becoming policy.

As always, I will continue working from my undisclosed location to bring you the latest from the murky, dynamic backstage of the news and politics behind the spectacle that is Chaos Shard Battle — and the continuing intrigue of the Xandrian agenda.

Stay close, dear reader. The next Trial may decide more than a trophy.

Let Chaos Reign.